I rode my bicycle past your window last night

So I had a major impulse buy yesterday..........I purchased a bicycle and a trailer.........and after riding around for an hour with this monster trailer hitched to the back of me, I decided maybe spending 110 dollars in the middle of a recession, on something I dont even have the space for..... wasn't that great of an idea...........see, in order to hitch this thing to my bike, I have to take the whole thing apart.........meaning my bike......yup, I have to get out the wrench........take my tire off and attach this thing..............with a two-year old screaming that its taking to long.........when it cant humanly go any faster..........then as Im riding down the street, trying to gage the girth of this thing, narrowly escaping major damage to almost every ones property......Ryan is crying, ready to get out because he had to sit 3 hours and watch it get put together, so he just wants to come home and take a nap............so I turn around....and even that's a problem.........holy wide turn.......then...............brace yourself.........I have to unhitch and break down the freaking thing just to get it inside..........and why do I need it inside you may ask? well someone stole my sons pool out of my yard............so needless to say I dont trust that dog crap wouldn't get stolen just for the sake of the neighbors theft habit (which they will kindly admit to you)........seriously they are bank robbers....real bank robbers.......but I'll get into that another time..........so 110 dollars later..........and a huge headache........and a screaming child........I learned my lesson again......I always have to go balls to the wall with everything........from buying a house I didnt know was in the middle of the Mexican drug trade, to buying a useless waste of metal and tarp.............someday I may learn to take a deep breath and let my many crazy impulses pass.....